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Blonde at an Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes,"
he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again
told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry,
we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn,
he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new
color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before
she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this
TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to
blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How
do you know I'm a blonde?"
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"Because that's a microwave,"
he replied.
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